Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
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Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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